Venom

Baba..you become IFS officer when you grow up.
Shaurya..i will become Venom when I grow up

YouTube

I was bathing and inhear a fervent knowcking on the bathroom door. I had told Shaurya to search for his favorite song on YouTube. He usually asked me the spelling if he didnt know.
Mom, how do you spell, "ee ae oo, aa aa"?
What?
Ee, ae oo, aa aa
I tell him, M-i g-e-n-t-e

Mi 5 cha hoin

Aai mi jevha paida jhala hota tevha mala mahitich navhata ki mi 5 yrs cha jhala tar tu majhyashi itka chhan waagshil

Camel milk

S: Aai, Vedanshi mhante ki Camel cha doodh peetat
ME: Ho, Vedanshi chya gavat (rajasthan) madhe peetat.
S: hein!
Me: goat cha pan doodh peetat, cow cha pan, ani buffalo cha pan. Apan buffalo cha peeto
A herd of buffaloes cross our way, they are drenched in mud.
S: Hya buffalo cha doodh peeto apan?
Me: Hahaha..nahi saaf walya

Later...
He ghe, he strawberry milk peun ghr lavkar.
S: (scrunching his nose) Aai!!!
Camel chya doodha  sarkha lagta ahe he!!

Story cha kay

You want a bedtime story.
Baba and I lay beside you in bed, talking about something important. Our discussion becomes an argument.
You interrupt, " pan story cha kay?!"

Sandwich

I ask you if you want a bread butter sandwich. You say, cheese! Ok, tula bread butter cheese sandwich deu?
Nahi! Bread butter cheese butter bread sandwich.
Extremely specific!

Licking food like a cat

Shaurya: (holding his plate of icecream and chocolate sauce and licking it): aai, he bagh!
Me: tu mau ahes ka
S: Mau asa plate la pakdu nahi shakat!!!